Nativity This
Forget Jesus, the most sacred day of the year is quickly approaching. That would be the day the most wondrously adorable little ball of sunshine ever to be seen burst forth from the womb. ME people, I'm talking about me.
I think Birthdays are terrific. Some people are scared of wrinkles and getting old and then being attacked by liver spots and such. But since I still look like I'm 16 the fear hasn't set in. I hate it when people complain about their birthdays and how they keep aging and haven't done anything important with their lives and they're not famous yet and they still don't know if they're going to go back to graduate school or not and the time frame for having a threesome with a bearded midget is growing smaller and smaller by the minute. Enough already. Birthdays are a time to rejoice and receive and it's the only day of the year when it's okay to act like the earth revolves around you. Because if it wasn't for the day of your birth then the people around you would never be graced with your amazing presence. And when I say "your" I mean MY because I'm pretty sure YOUR presence isn't that wonderful. But I know for a fact that my own presence is awesome.
Anyway, I still don’t know if I’m going back to graduate school or if I will be a slave to the man for the rest of my life. But I don’t really care about all that because my living room is going to be furnished for free this year. And maybe I’m self-involved and greedy, but it’s a part of me I’ve come to terms with in the past 20-something years and it really does make me more fun to be around. So anyway, I am greatly looking forward to receiving. And Kickmeup, just because you’re leaving the city doesn’t mean you get off free…this gorgeous package doesn’t come cheap.
I think Birthdays are terrific. Some people are scared of wrinkles and getting old and then being attacked by liver spots and such. But since I still look like I'm 16 the fear hasn't set in. I hate it when people complain about their birthdays and how they keep aging and haven't done anything important with their lives and they're not famous yet and they still don't know if they're going to go back to graduate school or not and the time frame for having a threesome with a bearded midget is growing smaller and smaller by the minute. Enough already. Birthdays are a time to rejoice and receive and it's the only day of the year when it's okay to act like the earth revolves around you. Because if it wasn't for the day of your birth then the people around you would never be graced with your amazing presence. And when I say "your" I mean MY because I'm pretty sure YOUR presence isn't that wonderful. But I know for a fact that my own presence is awesome.
Anyway, I still don’t know if I’m going back to graduate school or if I will be a slave to the man for the rest of my life. But I don’t really care about all that because my living room is going to be furnished for free this year. And maybe I’m self-involved and greedy, but it’s a part of me I’ve come to terms with in the past 20-something years and it really does make me more fun to be around. So anyway, I am greatly looking forward to receiving. And Kickmeup, just because you’re leaving the city doesn’t mean you get off free…this gorgeous package doesn’t come cheap.
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