Welcome to Our World

Welcome to I Hate to Break It to You.
Once upon a time, New York City was the center of the new world. A cultural mecca, an immigrant stew of visionary thought and social change. Nowadays, it has become something of a connundrum as the people of Murray Hill have sunk their well-capped teeth into our fair city. Muffled in ugg boots and disguised by hair extensions, the new-aged New Yorkers have apathetically slinked their way downtown; into the East Village, Alphabet city, and now even the Lower East Side!! (Forget the West Village, which fell prey to Jersey before either of us even knew how to spell U-G-H.)
We have patiently waited as button down shirts and fake hair invaded our favorite bars and restaurants. We have tried to ignore the mini-skirts paired with pastel uggs in the aisles of our favorite stores. We once almost got run over by a bicycle because the self-involved refused to move from their concentrated clump in the middle of the sidewalk (citizen's arrest!!). But now, the visual assult of leggings and formal shorts is the final straw. It is time to speak out on behalf of the integrity of our city against everything that should be hated, ridiculed, and viciously pushed into the gutter.
So without further hesitation, we will embark on our blogging adventure. And since we are starting this way too late in our development to be able to quickly acquire new skills, please excuse our possibly rocky start.